26 June 2008

Kong's Anti-Drugs Campaign

Jono sends in the following:


Kong says: Jono -- This footage appears to be of some crack addled street messiah cum urban outdoorsman who managed to break into someone’s home, find a clean gi, a video recorder, and then set about tormenting the house dog. Somehow, just because he’s wearing a gi, the dog’s wearing a gi, and we frequently wear gi’s, we’re supposed to overlook the f#$ktarded impulse at work here propelling this freak? This man needs more than a haircut. He's on crack. Crack's bad Jono. For the sake of your Judo say no crack.
I bet that as soon as he was done filming this he stole the television, did some weird stuff in the bath room, and bragged about it on his creepy Bebo site.

2 comments:

  1. It's clearly Jesus doing judo on a disrespectful dog. And I don't think he'll appreciate you associating him with drugs - so watch your back.

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  2. Kong says, said figure resembles Albrecht Dürer.

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