When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? -- Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -- Sigmund Freud.
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' -- Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' -- Sam Kinison.
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' -- James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... -- Nash
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.-- Rodney Dangerfield.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.-- Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' -- Anonymous.
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' -- Anonymous
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