Jockeys at tomorrows horseracing meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.Reports of Michael Jackson dying are incorrect. He was caught in the children’s ward having a stroke.
Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.
MJ’s Family have consented and given Michael’s body away to Lego...He will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue to play with him.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still touch kids…
Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.
McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of 50 year old albino meat between two 8 year old buns
At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.
Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch following his death. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.
Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible He was not alone. There was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to be startin something even though MJ told him to beat it and was heard to say leave me alone. Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white.
Whacko Jacko ... now believed to have died from from food poisoning ... he choked on some 12yr old nuts
Jacko died of a heart attack this morning shocked when he discovered that boyz II men was a band, not a delivery service
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