Cougar Bait

With the clubs 50th just around the corner Sensei Rick has been busy, racking his brains on how to throw a party that will also appeal to the older generation. His latest plan is to offer Captain Ben up as cougar bait. Old Judoka love a bit of cougar, especially at a party; and cougar love old Judoka. It is a mutually beneficial, symbiotic relationship. But the cougars won’t show for the party unless they have been made an offering of young, virile flesh. And this is where you come in. Spread the rumour – a recently thinned Captain Ben will on auction to cougars at the 50th. [This rumour is Sensei Rick sanctioned].

While on the theme of Judoka romance. What young Judo player excused himself from Judo very early on Monday only to show up later at the Cave with a date? Said Judoka, having spotted a contingent from the club drinking and eating in the corner, proceeded, rapidly and sheepishly, to extract himself without even introducing his date!

It is rumoured that University Judo will shortly being playing host to a top-female competitor from the Kansai region who has recently been instructing Judo in Florida. She is said to weigh in around the 50s and if the stories are only half true then the club will be the premier destination for all NZ female Judoka for the month she is here.